My New Life Philosophy

So, most of my friends have already been informed about this new life philosophy, but I thought I would share it anyway. While others ponder world peace and the next end of the world, this is what I ask myself every day:


WHY BE COLD WHEN YOU COULD BE WARM?

I actually had the following conversation while standing outside in 30 degree weather the other day.

J: How'ya doing Montana?
Me: It's cold.
J: . . . That's not what I asked. . .

The thing is, I don't like being cold. Being cold makes me totally incapable of doing anything other than thinking of my lack of warmth. So, in order to actually be a normal human being in the awkward state of North Carolina that can't decide if it wants to be 30 degrees or 70 in January, I've just decided to always dress for the weather it is, rather than the weather I want it to be.

Check the weather folks. Wear warm things. It's the key to happiness.
Be Warm. Be Happy.